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::DE JA VU::

its really happen to me...
n its really pain...why shuld i face dat kind of situation?...bile kite berusaha untuk dapat kan sesuatu dat we really want, but at last, we couldnt even reach it...and, i cant forgive myself for dat situation..
if...if....and if....
if i wont asked him out dat day, it wont be happen..this thing will not happen and taperlu lah i feel dat pain.i still cant accept da truth..da truth dat he wont be mine again forever..i lost him for da rest of mylife...how could i live without him?without his sense,as an inspiration of mylife...
all this while,i live with his spirit, i live with his breath..
God,
I cant accept this...even he said dat maybe ade hikmah disebalik semua kejadian yang dah berlaku ni,God knows best about us...maybe He want smthng best for us..
u may say it funny,u may say dat im insane..but, the truth is im still hoping for da chance..
im still hoping....

i hope i can turn all this back...i wanna turn back the time..gosh!!~

LogHAt~~...ish3

Kisah ni diceritakan oleh kawan aku. Mamat ni asal Kelantan. Mmg pure kelantan. Satu hari tu dia ceritakan macam mana first time dia dtg ke Seremban sebab nak interview kerja dgn salah sebuah Syarikat Pengangkutan. Nak diceritakan disini, dalam pada masa dia mencari kat mana lokasi pejabat syarikat pengangkutan tu maka dia pun bertanyalah dgn sorang lelaki.
"Bey tumpey tanyo. Dimano pejabat syarikat pengangkutey?" Lelaki tu tengok dia atas bawah, atas bawah.
"Ekau biar bonar. Cakap tu elok-elok sikit jang"
"Betul doh kawey kecek nih. syarikat pengangkutey, pengangkutey.."
"Budak ni ado yg lobam nanti kang.." Brother tadi dah mula naik hangin sikit.. Memandangkan member aku tau brader tu tak berapa faham cakap dia maka dia pun tunjukkan alamat pejabat tu..
" Ni ha alamat dio, XXXX Transportation Sdn. Bhd...., transportation, transportation"
"Oo... transportation.. ingat apo bondo tadi pegang kotey pegang kotey.."
Barulah brader tadi faham.. Maka brader tu pun bagilah arahan macam mana nak gi ke pejabat tu. Walking distance jer tapi nak kena belok ikut 2-3 simpang jugaklah. Tapi maklumlah ibaratnya sorang cakap ayam, sorang cakap itik maka timbul lagi kekeliruan. Jadi member aku ni mintak tolong brader tu lukiskan pelan..
"Abey buleh tunjuk peley dok?" Lagi sekali brader nogori tuh terkojut . Sekali lagi dia tengok member aku ni atas bawah, atas bawah.
"HESHH...! Ekau kan dah ado tu. Nak buek apo lai tunjuk den punyo!?"Brader tu start bengang dah. Maka member aku ni pun terkial-kial lah keluarkan pen dgn kertas sambil mintak brader tu lukiskan..
"Lukih lukih peley nok gi ke sano.."
"Oooo.. mintak tunjuk lukis polan ingat nak mintak tunjuk apo tadi... hishh kau ni jang...." Maka brader tu pun tolonglah lukiskan pelan. Walaupun berlaku beberapa salah faham tapi diatas keikhlasan brader tu maka member aku pun akhirnya sampai ke pejebat yg ditujunya tu dan hasilnya dia diterima bekerja dgn syarikat tersebut.....

hahahaha...jangan marah yea kepada rakyat2 kelantan nge terengganu...kui3

pikir punye pikir....~

Ada 3 orang member kamcheng pegi becuti kat pulau tioman... Sampai kat sana, dia orang pun

pegi laa cari resort tempat persantaian dia orang barang semalam... Riki punya riki.... last-last

dapat laaa satu resort yg sewanya cuma RM30 satu malam.... Since dia orang ni member

kamcheng giler..depa pakat nak sewa satu bilik je & tanpa banyak soal..masing2 keluarkan

sorang RM10...kira tong-tong 3 org laaa..... So bila dapat kunci jer...depa tanpa membuang masa

terus jer pegi bilik..... Lepas depa blah pegi bilik..... minah cun kat front office tu baru teringat yg

laaa ni resort dia tengah buat promotion...so satu bilik cuma RM25 je... Minah ni pun panggil bell

boy suruh pulangkan balik lagi RM5 kat mamat 3 org tu... On the way nak pulangkan duit tu..si

bell boy ni tepikir yg duit belen ada RM5... Mamat tu ada 3 org... camna nak bagi duit tu sama

rata kat diaorg..??? Pikir punya pikir last2 mamat ni dapat idea...dia pulangkan sorang RM1 kat

mamat tu... Then belen lagi RM2... dia ambik buat beli jajan... Maknanya.... Mamat 3 org tu

cuma bayar duit hotel sorang RM9.... Total depa bayar....RM9.00 x 3 =RM27... Mamat bell boy

tu amik RM2...so total semua sekali RM27 + RM2 =RM29 Mana pegi lagi

singgit....?????????????

hahahaha...pk jgn tak pk..=)

Bile Rakyat Malaysia meng'TRANSLATE'...

Beginilah akibatnya orang Malaysia menterjemahkan istilah-istilah Komputer:

Istilah
Hardware: barang keras
Software: barang lembut
Joystick: batang bahagia
Plug and Play: cucuk dan main
Port: lubang
Server: pelayan
Client: pelanggan

Contoh:
"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client."

Translated:
"Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan mempergunakan batang bahagia jenis keras atau lembut. Batang bahagia itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan."

p/s:budak2 sc comp jgn wat g2 yea....hahahahaha

STUPID_IDIOT_BAKA

nape?
rase sia2 sangat sayang kn org....cz aku rase aku da bwat satu bende yang sangat sia2 dalam hidup aku...klo dapat kira,berapa banyak peluang yang aku da lepaskan,semata2 untuk bende yang sia2 tu...

SIA2...tw tak!!!!~

I HATE YOU......

~ThaT's waT I fEeL...~

dearest friends...

this the article yg kuar kat paper METRO hari ni(30Julai 2008)..and as i mention 2 ya'll before...he is my grandfather n he had been passed away....

the fact is, i still cant accept his death...the way he died

he was a very healthy man,no sign of being sick(sakit tua),and he was a shaman(orang jawa panggil la....bomoh) n he always try to cure sick people....

maybe u can say it as ridiculous,why we should doubting about something that really happen?.. that's because im really... 'terkilan' cz i can't see him 4 da last tyme...n i still remember that feeling-when my dad called me on 1.00am,he said that..."akak,atuk da takde..."...

readers,im really shock...im speechless,nothing i can say jz..."cz of wat?"....n my dad replied..
he met with an accident on 10pm after he finished cured his patient that nite...tp,nak djadikan cite,why he ride a motorcycle that nite?...sedangkan he owned a car?before this he alwys used that car when he want to go anywhere,bt that nite.....memang da ajal die..hurm God destine everything perfectly..

readers,...hurm when i wrote this...my mind keep thinking bout him..cz i never seen him almost a year..jz during hari raya aidilfitri last year..you know,how can i accept this fact that i will never see him again n 4eva..i miss him so much...plz,i dun want this thing happen again...especially to everyone dat i really2 love..i cant accept this again...its painful~

n whoever had red that newspaper n have informations bout that 'invisibleman'(the unlight motorcycle) you can contact the number given...or repost ur comment in this blog...so that, we can identify the cyclist...~pe kejadahnye la bawak moto tade lampu tengah2 malam...tak ke bangang??!~~

::tungganglah dengan cermat,ingatlah orang yang tersayang::

Al-fatihah...

On 28 July 2008;at 10pm,my grandfather,Bakir bin Yusman had been passed away cz of accident...he had been hit by a car after crushed with unlight motorcycle...

frens,

yg nek motorcycle 2,ak harap sangat korang hati2...i dun want the same thing happen to ya'll.ok

remember,always wear a helmet and wear it properly...cz i lurve ya'll...love me n love ur lyfe

So,to all readers n frens hope you all boleh sedekahkan surah al-fatihah dan yassin..dan doa anda semua moga rohnya ditempatlan dkalangan org2 yg beriman.....alfatihah

~::...iF u'Re nOt ThE oNe...::~

If you're not the one then why does my soul feel glad today?
If you're not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way?

If you are not mine then why does your heart return my call?

If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all?

I never know what the future brings But I know you are here with me now...We'll make it through And I hope you are the one I share my life with..I don't wanna run away but I can't take it, I don't understand...If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?

Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed?....

If I don't need you then why does your name resound in my head?

If you're not for me then why does this distance main my life?

If you're not for me then why do I dream of you as my soul?I don't know why you're so far away... But I know that this **much** is true...We'll make it through And I hope you are the one I share my life with...

And I wish that you could be the one I die with...

And I'm praying you're the one I build my home with...

I hope I love you all my life....

I don't wanna run away but I can't take it, I don't understand...If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am...

Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?'Cause I miss you, body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away...

And I breathe you into my heart and pray for the strength to stand today 'Cause I love you, whether it's wrong or right....And know I can't be with you tonight..

You know my heart is by your side..I don’t wanna run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand....

If I’m not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am..Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

ReLeaSe TenSiOn duLu~~::

Penat study da kan? Kita jawab teka-teki dulu ya. Release tension you…

Teka-teki: Hitam dan berpeluh.. HA.. Ape2??
Jawapan: semut hitam tengah berjogging.. huhuhu

Teka-teki: Ape benda bila masuk segitiga bila kuar bergulung-gulung?
Jawapan: Seluar dalam ler.. haha…

Teka-teki: Antara kapal terbang dengan kuih lepat liat, mana satu yang paling tinggi?
Jawapan: Kuih lepat liat la… sebab kapal terbang sampai langit je, tapi kuih lepat sampai lelangit!

Teka-teki: Banyak2 kotak, kotak apa yang takleh angkat?
Jawapan: Kotak penalti lah.. wawawa!

Teka-teki: Kenapa Penggali Kubur Gali Kubur Tak Pakai Selipar???Teka.. teka.. kalo terer!Jawapan: Selipar mana boleh buat gali tanah, guna cangkul lar… hue hue hue!!

Teka-teki: Bulu bertemu bulu… kulit bertemu kulit… makin tambah rapat makin nikmat rasanyer!Jawablah kalau bijak sangat!
Jawapan: Haah.. mulalah otak kuning, MATA lah jawapan nyer..!

Teka-teki: 3 kepala, 6 mata, 8 kaki. Apakah bendanya tu?
Jawapan: Koboi naik kuda bawak ayam.

Teka-teki: Masa dia hidup kita menyanyi, masa dia mati kita tepuk tangan.
Jawapan: lilin masa sambut ‘EPI BESDAY’

Teka-teki: Scorpion kaler apa?
Jawapan: Kala jengking lah.. senang pun takleh nak jawab!

Teka-teki: Dalam banyak2 kera, kera ape yang pandai menaip???
Jawapan: Kerani

Teka-teki: Ada sorang imam, tengah semahyang pastu ada sekor anjing lalu kat depan dia. Pastu dia jilat kaki dia, BATAL TAK AIR SEMAYANG IMAM TU???
Jawapan: Mana batal sebab anjing tu jilat kaki dia sendiri!

Teka-teki: 4 orang awek cun berpayung dengan satu payung tapi nape tak basah langsung??Jawapan: Sebab tak hujan… aduhai!

Dahlah malaslah nak tanya lagi… soalan bebudak pun takleh nak jawab!!

Hampeh...hahahaha...g sambung bwat JAVA....

::...euwww..GroSs~bt it's true..~

1. Orang TIDAK JUJUR
Orang yang kalau kentut lalu menyalahkan orang lain.

2. Orang BINGUNG
Orang yang menahan kentutnya sampai berjam-jam.

3. Orang BERWAWASAN 2020
Orang yang tahu masa yang terbaik untuk kentut.

4. Orang SENGSARA
Orang yang ingin kentut tapi tidak boleh kentut.

5. Orang MISTERIUS
Orang yang kalau kentut, orang lain tidak ada yang tahu.

6. Orang GUGUP
Orang yang tiba-tiba terkentut bila di sergah.

7. Orang yang PERCAYA DIRI SENDIRI
Orang yang melepaskan kentutnya dengan bunyi yang amat lantang

8. Orang SADIS
Orang yang kentut di dalam selimut ketika di ranjang terusdikibaskan baunya.

9. Orang PEMALU
orang yang kentut tidak bunyi tapi gusar orang terbau kentutnya.

10. Orang yang STRATEGIK
Orang yang menyembunyikan kentutnya dengan tertawa terbahak-bahak biar orang lain tidak dapat mendengar bunyi kentutnya.

11. Orang BODOH
Orang yang kalau habis kentut menghirup nafas untuk mengganti angin kentutnya yang sudah keluar.

12. Orang PELIK
Orang yang boleh mengeluarkan kentut apabila di suruh

13. Orang SOMBONG
Orang yang sering mencium kentutnya sendiri dan bercerita akan keharuman kentutnya.

14. Orang RAMAH
Orang yang tidak kisah mencium kentut orang lain.

15. Orang yang tidak senang BERGAUL
Orang yang suka kentut bila berkumpul dengan teman-teman.

16. Orang AKUATIK
Orang kalau gemar dikentutnya di dalam air

17. Orang ATLETIK
Orang kalau kentut sambil mengeluarkan tenaga dalam.

18. Orang JUJUR
Orang yang mengaku kalau habis kentut

19. Orang PINTAR
Orang yang boleh menghurai kandungan bau kentut orang lain seperti bau telur atau buah

durian.

20. Orang KELAKAR
Orang yang bila ketawa sambil kentut

21. Orang yang ROMANTIK
Orang yang kentut bunyinya mendayu dan berirama merdu ketika sedang berdating

22. Orang yang TIDAK SIHAT
Orang yang bila batuk dia akan terkentut

23. Orang yang PANAS BARAN
Orang yang mudah marah bila terbau kentut walaupun kentutnya sendiri

24. Orang yang PELUPA
Orang yang tertanya-tanya bila terbau kentut padahal dia sendiri yang kentut

...Let's SurvEy!!~....

1. How did your day start off?
::...i begin my day wif...solat subuh la..then,get ready 4 my class...lalalala~

2. When's the next time you will see someone you like/love?
::...dunno yet...since he's now saty in kg baru,kl...so, i can see him whenever i wany..XO

3. Are you waiting for something?
::...ypu,waiting 4 da answer...it's quite a long time la...

4. Last text message you received?
::...hensem tak die?

5. LAst friendster message you received?
::...erm...from my babes kut...ask 4 my phone nmbr..

6. Does anyone hate you?
::...do i need to care who will hates me??...huh..~

7. Where are your siblings?
::rem..my twin at UiTM Kedah ryte now,my other bro's and sis at home la...

8. Who texted you the most?
::...wahahaha...lagi mau tanya...mestila my beloved-ayai..ngaa~

9. Are you happy with your life?
::sometimes la...kadang2 happy....kadang2 sorrow sangat...

10. Have you ever reasd an ebtire book in one day?
::....tapenah kut..hate reading...lalalala~ XO

11. Do you believe everyon edeserve a second chance?
::...nta...myb ye kut...so do i...hahahaha

12. Are you a jealous person?
::..hahaha...ye la kut...mane tak jeles kan...everyone does la...if nt, they must b heartless..

13. if you could have one person with you right now,who would it be?
::...takleh nak tpu lagi la kan...mestila ayai..

14. Do you miss anyone?
::...yup, misshh him a lot...uhuhuhu(^_^)

15. Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
::...erm,kadang2...cz, we usually saty up till late nite...wahahaha

16. Do you hate the last guy youhad a conversation with?
::...of course...NOT!!!....allanne,my bestest ever friend...he's so kind

17. Is there anyone who undersatnds your relation ship status?
::....yup2...they'll know bout it, n they really understand...so,la yujad musykillah....hahaha

18. Is there something you always wear?
::...mestila ade...mmg kene slalu pakai...klo tak...=P

19. Have you ever thought about converting your religion?
::...hey!!~wat da stpd questn....of course NOT...it's a sin..

20. What are you going to do after this?
::....er,heading to my class la..philosophy..BOSAN!!!~

21. How's the weather today?
::....a bit mendung la...tk panas cam slalu...so,leh kuar shopping

22. What time is it?
::...erm...13:20pm

23. Do you think you will be in relationship 3 months from now?
::...still in realtionship la...

24. When is the next time you will see your closest friend?
::.....nta la...she's in kelantan ryte now...mybe next week la..

25. What radio staion do you listen the most?
::...FLY.FM-it's all bout da music...

26. Where is your father?
::....g semayang jumaat~

27. What are you listening to?
::...Me First and The Gimme Gimmes- i'll be there

28. Who were the last 3 peoples to text you?
::...ayai...fit..allanne

29. Is the anything that you ae craving right now?
::...yes!!~...nk makan spaghetti(meatball bolognaise)

30. Have you ever been arrested?
::...tapenah...n it'll be NEVER!!~

31. What do you need to be doing right now?
::...answering the nature call....hahahaha~~XDDDD

32. Who do you hate?
::gediks.gediks...and LIAR

33. Do you get nervous lately?
::yep...when i woke up late during important class...en.mohri...~~

34. Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
::....insyaALLAH...doa2kn la yea..hehe

35. What were you doing at 6pm friday night?
::tak tentu..merayap tak tentu pasal...

36. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
::...tapenah jumpe lagi....cz name saye sangat unik...lalalalala~~

ThE BegiNninG~

mule2...kn

tk tw nk kate ape..huhuhu...ntah sape la yang mendorong ku utk mmbwat blog nie...

da most important reason is...im comp sc student,so,kene la taw explore diz web world nie...

nway,sape2 yg ttgk,tbace blog ku ini...rajin2la mcomment yea..n thnx 2 all my GIRL...i love ya'll..let's hangout 2gether again babes::~

haha..

saye budak baru blaja::